I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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