I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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