He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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