i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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