do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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