i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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