I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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