is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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