I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we made out on top of his cat.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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