We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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