gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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