he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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