I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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