R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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