So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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