do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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