worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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