That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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