google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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