This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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