That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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