the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
My nipple is on Facebook.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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