I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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