Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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