How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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