No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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