As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I wear drunk well.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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