So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
