he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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