and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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