Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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