I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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