If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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