I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
