need another drink. this is the easiest way
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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