im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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