i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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