Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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