I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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