scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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