This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
