She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
