We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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