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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So much Jack, so little girl.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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