roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I think a kid would responsible me up
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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