Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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