that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I have aggressive nipples.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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