How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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