thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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