you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Dignity is for republicans.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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