you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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